[X] click
2 view
missing
โ MISSING PERSON โ probably broke, definitely short, have you seen me??
MISSING
posted 9 days ago ยท last seen near a starbucks ยท refused 2 pay 4 wifi
last seen muttering about gas fees. answers 2 "ser" and "anon." has a wallet but no money in it. height: short (compensating). may b hiding in a discord. if found pls do NOT lend him eth he will not pay u back. reward offered (in clout).
โ
CLICK LISTING TITLE 4 PHOTO โ
FREE ROCK (looks like a regular rock)
FREE
posted today ยท porch pickup ยท do not knock dog will lose mind
I have a rock. it is in my yard. if u want it u can have it. it is heavy so bring a friend or a strong child. i will not help you load it i have my own problems. it is gray. weighs idk. picture not available because i dont know how to upload from my flip phone.
FREE!!
[X] DSC0042.JPG
broken link
WIFE WANTS ME 2 SELL MY 17 BROKEN VCRS
DESPERATE
posted 11 minutes ago ยท she is watching me type this
Listen. these are vintage. these will be worth something one day. she does not understand. they are my retirement. i will sell 1 (ONE) of them but only the one with no remote and a stuck tape inside. the tape is "Free Willy 2." the willy will not come out. this is a feature not a bug. i need this gone before saturday.
$200 firm
FIRM
looking 4 someone 2 watch me eat a whole rotisserie chicken (PAYING)
CASUAL ENCOUNTERS?
posted 6 days ago ยท serious inquiries only
Not weird. just lonely. you sit across from me at the table. i eat the chicken. you can have a side. i pay $40 cash. costco rotisserie only i am not a monster. must be ok with eye contact. references required. no vegetarians it will hurt my feelings.
$40 + side
[X] 404
img.gif
CURSED DOLL โ MUST GO TODAY โ SHE KNOWS
โ ๏ธ HAUNTED
posted 4 hrs ago ยท she keeps unposting this
Inherited from grandma. Porcelain face. Eyes follow you around the room โ i thought this was a saying it is not. moves between rooms when u sleep. found her in the bathtub once. she does not like loud noises or my boyfriend brian. Brian moved out. i will throw in brians stuff he left behind (xbox, lava lamp, 1 sock).
$1 or trade
1998 PONTIAC AZTEK โ RUNS โ has a raccoon living in it (he stays)
AS-IS
posted 2 days ago ยท sold as-is + raccoon
good car. some rust. check engine light been on since obama. no AC. radio only plays AM. raccoon comes with the car this is non-negotiable his name is greg he sleeps in the glove box he is not aggressive unless u touch the glove box. clean title (greg has no title). aztek wasnt made until 2001 idk.
$1,800
+ GREG
[X] image
upload
failed
WILL TEACH UR CAT TO USE THE TOILET โ $30 โ NO REFUNDS
SERVICES
posted yesterday ยท 2 wk turnaround ยท cat must be willing
25 yrs experience. taught my cat mr biscuits before he passed (unrelated). i will come 2 ur house. i need 4 hrs alone with the cat. do not ask what happens during the 4 hrs. results not guaranteed. some cats become MORE incontinent this is a known risk. i do not flush.
$30 cash
ATE 2 MUCH AT GOLDEN CORRAL CAN U COME PICK ME UP
RIDESHARE
posted 14 minutes ago ยท in the parking lot ยท in my car ยท cant move ยท pls hurry
i can pay $5 i shouldnt have had the 4th plate of the chocolate fountain stuff. i am at the one off rt 9. silver dodge. windows fogged that is me breathing. i am alive. i think.
$5
